Friday, April 10, 2009


Important Women's Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Table dancing
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. And to think I have been craving a Margarita lately...guess I need to have one or two! I love you all ;-)



  1. Sounds good to me!
    Hugs, Susan

  2. Hmmm...sounds a lot like some info I read about Mojito's, too! Sounds similar...must be connected somehow.

    HaHa...where are we meeting to check these out???


  3. Hi Janet :)

    That is too funny!! LOL I love me some ritas ;)

    It sounds like you had fun on your trip, heart shaped tub or not LOL

    Hugs and Happy Easter!!

  4. Thhis sounds like a wonderful cure Janet! I will investigate for sure! Happy Easter to you & your family~:) chris

  5. Erotic lustfulness? Sign me up!!
    You silly girl you...



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