Friday, October 9, 2009

I just couldn't resist passing this along. Hope you enjoy it!
Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
Admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
Into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
She prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond
Organ,
The young minister
Noticed a cut glass
Bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
Water

Floated, of all things, a
Condom!
When she returned
With tea and
Scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
Curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
Strange floater, but soon it got the better of
him
and he could no longer
Resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
This?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
Wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
Ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
The spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't
had the flu all winter.
If you don't send
This
To five GOOD
Friends
Right away
There will be
Five fewer people
Smiling in the
World.

7 comments:

  1. I recieved this one the other day, what a visual!

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  2. I have had that one show up quite a few times, and have passed it on. Certainly receives a few giggles!

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  3. That is hysterical!

    hugs,
    Barb

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  4. Hi Janet,

    Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. This post is a hoot and I love your photos of Maine.

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  5. ROFL!!!!! If that is all it takes to stay healthy, I off to the park! tee hee!

    Have a good one,
    becky

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  6. I had not read this before so I got a good laugh out of it.

    Hugs,
    Joanne

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