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New Wine for Seniors
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> California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot
> Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid
> grape
> that acts as an anti-diuretic.
> It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to
> the bathroom during the night.
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> The new wine will be marketed as
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> PINO MORE
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> I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
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> I just couldn't help it.