Tuesday, January 22, 2008

SISTERS



Subject:
LIVING WILL
MY LIVING WILL
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want
to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle
to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just
pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.

Guess I should be glad that I don't have any sisters (although I always wanted one).

Later,
Janet

14 comments:

  1. HAAAA, ok now you have me dying here I'm laughing so hard.
    Rosa

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  2. That is too funny, thank for the laugh!

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  3. That's a good one.....had to forward it on to my sister :-)

    Hey, if your looking for a sister, I'll apply.....jsut don't unplug my computer :-)

    ((hugs)) Rosie

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  4. Hi Janet. Thanks for the laugh. I emailed it to a few of my friends. Rhondi

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  5. Hi again Janet. Hope it's okay if I put this on my blog. I'll give you the credit. I just have to pass it on! Rhondi

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  6. Oh, this is getting emailed to my sister TODAY. Thanks for the funny.

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  7. Love that! And yes -- my name is Janet too ---- and my sister is Fiona ..... BUT she would never throw out wine! Just teasing!


    Jan or Janet at Rosemary Cottage

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  8. Haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa! I don't have a sister either.
    Re: The pie recipe thing..........just go to Tammy's profile page via the link on my post. E mail her and I'm sure she'll invite you in. She went private to keep out the crazies. Huh, wonder how I got in. He he!
    Hugs,
    Nan

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  9. Hahahaaaa...this is great!
    hugs, bj

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Thanks,
Janet