As I grow in age I value women over 40 most of all. Here areHave a Happy Mothers' Day
a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night
and ask "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you
think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something
she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over
40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the Opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it they won't hesitate to shoot
you if they think they can get away with it. Older women
are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it is like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic
as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman
over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They will tell
you right off if you are a jerk or are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude
of reasons. Unfortunately, it is not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman over 40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
(there's an image!!)making a fool of himself with some
22 year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all the men who say "Why buy a cow when I can get the
milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of
women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize
it is not worth buying the entire pig just to get a
Forward this to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy free women over 40!!